Monday, June 22, 2009

The Bear, The Lion & The Pig

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

Pig says: "Big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet shits itself."

1 comment:

KG said...

I refuse to worry about the piggysniffles unless/until it mutates into something far worse.
Even then, I really don't give a stuff, just so long as my beloved doesn't catch it.